here is another Excerpt! (Though i'm feeling a little concerned because this is from way back in the story, and i feel like things are moving too fast, and my efforts to slow them down are making the story a little boring. :-/ Well anyway, I figure Zombie slaying can fix anything, so here you go!)

( Starbucks is still open )

So for those of you who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, I am one those people who knows it is not good to be satisfied with my fat, unfit, uninspiring self, but I am. Or was. I asked myself last week, why ares? why should you not be satisfied with your bourgeois existence? The vast majority of Americans are overweight, out of shape, ( Read more... )